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December 26, 2002

Thursday, December 26, 2002, 6:32 PM

Rob @ 6:32 PM

Fina gets major points for successfully prank calling me at work. It's been a long time since someone had me totally fooled like that! She continues to rock.

Speaking of Fina, her and Grey are now contestants in the "'Leet or Lame" votes on Cal's Forums. So is our infamous trashed payphone, and lots of other assorted 'leetos and lamers. Go exercise your right to vote!

Dentist tomorrow. That sucks, and so does that little drool vacuum thing he uses.

But at least there's snow on the ground outside! Woo!

December 25, 2002

Wednesday, December 25, 2002, 7:41 PM

Rob @ 7:41 PM

White Christmas! YESSSSS!!!!

I love snow. I am incapable of having a bad day when it's snowing. And we've gotten a couple of inches' worth within an hour or so, with more to come.

Fina makes a godly steak sandwich. She continues to rock my toe socks.

Many gifts have been exchanged. Fina, our mom, and I exchanged on the 23rd, simply because we were too lazy to wrap stuff. I gave Fina two CDs by T.A.T.U. and she gave me a killer "I'm sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot" T-shirt and lots of candles. My mom and I exchanged what may be the two most heartwarming gifts of the season - I bought her a tank of gas and she gave me two big bottles of V-8 juice.

Through my mom's petroleum, Fina's Russian fake lesbians, and my candles, T-shirt, and vegetable juice, we share our holiday love.

My sister Jo stopped by, and Fina and I ambushed her with snowballs while she was doing her makeup in the bathroom. Fina's snowball got Jo right in the eye. There was eyeliner... everywhere. Family bonding is fun!

I gave Jo one of the customized laser pointers I make all the time. More info on these when I write a page about them one day, when Grey lets me borrow her camera to document it (hint, hint...)

This morning I finally achieved my goal of the past month, and beat Final Fantasy IX! Now I need to go get roman numeral X.

Hi, my name is Rob, and I'm a Squaresoft slut.

December 24, 2002

Tuesday, December 24, 2002, 8:32 PM

Rob @ 8:32 PM

A super cool email from El_Gordo_Uno:

Hey this is El_Gordo_Uno your friendly journal lurker. Well yeah you don't know me well (Or not at all) and such but I love your Journal it kicks butt. Anyway back to your Dec 23. post you were wondering what happened to the Phonelosers.net site. Well RBCP put an 11mb file on Linears server because he wanted the new PLA TV episode mirrored I guess. Linears host got cranky so yeah thats what happened.

I think you've probably seen my site http://www.new100mph.com before so I won't bother to plug it. See you around man.

Your friendly phreaker,

El_Gordo_Uno

So that's what happened! Thanks! Gordo rocks. And his site is fun and evil!

December 23, 2002

Monday, December 23, 2002, 7:43 PM

Rob @ 7:43 PM

Going to see The Two Towers tonight! I did the opening night sneak preview thing for the Fellowship movie last year, but I couldn't for this one. Maybe next year I'll plan my life (or lack thereof) around the "Return of the King" opening. Of course, by that time I should be fantastically wealthy, so I'll just pay Peter Jackson off to let me watch his copy early. Whilst sitting on his lap.

Some horrid 24-hour-virus that's making the rounds has hit three of my best friends. And I'm going to spend four or five hours with two of them tonight. What a smart person I am!

Anyway, I'm getting home around 4am. This means I'll be really tired all day at work tomorrow. But that's okay, since spending any amount of time speaking with my average customer requires so little of my normal brain activity as to actually count as sleep.

Speaking of the mall, I did every bit of holiday shopping I could today, and it appears that a great many people I know will be receiving New Years gifts from me. We apologize for the delay. Blame the President for screwing up the economy. Or just blame my boss for not giving a holiday bonus this year. That's still a step up from two years ago; I received a $20 bonus, which was docked from my next paycheck. Isn't that just precious? I laughed my ass off, and made sure everyone in the company knew about it. The comedy value was well worth the twenty.

Monday, December 23, 2002, 1:05 AM

Rob @ 1:05 AM

Here's a short but fun anecdote from my life that's been drifting through my mind lately...

Years ago when I signed up with Kracked to host this site, I got a few extra email accounts which I never really use. A while back, someone I knew asked to borrow one for a while. I agreed, and didn't think much of it for a year or so.

Fast forward another year, to a point not long after I first met Grey. She needed an email account to play around with which couldn't be traced back to her, so I gallantly offered her my spare account. I was still at the "try desperately to impress her in any way that I can" stage of our relationship, and tried to do her all the geek favors I could.

All was well, until she punched up the account and was greeted by an inbox full of naughty pictures, left over by the last guy to use the thing. My jaw hit the floor, and I still remember the look she gave me.

Of course, I immediately stuttered out some semblance of the explanation, but really, what would you have thought? "Oh, right, this is some other guy's lipstick lesbians. Yep, definitely believe you."

This is one of those "much funnier years after the fact" situations.

Come to think of it, she probably still thinks they were mine. And, I still haven't stopped trying desperately to impress her in any way that I can, but I'm always like that.

Unrelated fun: For the sheer hell of it, I've mirrored a stolen copy of Abbie Hoffman's "Steal This Book." Dig?

And no, I don't know why UPL is down. I wish I did.

Mood - I sleep now.

December 21, 2002

Saturday, December 21, 2002, 11:57 PM

Rob @ 11:57 PM

It's the Winter Solstice! The shortest day of the year! And it felt to me like the longest. An entire day of slinging tickets for mall drones. Luckily, my Assistant Manager is doing me a godly favor and covering the entire day for me tomorrow. I get to sleep!

Several great things happening to me all at once all help reaffirm my belief in the ultimate balance maintained by the Universe. Life is good, folks!

The affable Venadium gave me a bunch of CWP photos. I shall probably add them tomorrow, in between the busy schedule of NOT WORKING I have planned.

The only thing that kind of bites about today, as someone pointed out on alt.music.info-society, is that the daylight hours will increase now. Daylight is overrated.

Anyway, Season's Greetings to all!! Whatever your faiths, whatever your celebrations, have the best ones you can!

Music - Fina's Arabian Dance music from the nest room
Mood - Cheery

December 20, 2002

Friday, December 20, 2002, 1:55 PM

Rob @ 1:55 PM

Know what I suddenly realized? I had a dentist appointment this morning. I slept right through it. Darn.

On to the important stuff. Last night was loads of fun! A spiritual company with strong ties to Grey's coven threw a party to celebrate Yule. Grey, Matt, Infinity Squared, and I arrived at the Unitarian church booked for the event two hours early thanks to a miscommunication, walking in on a math group who was scheduled before us. Fun! So, we hung out in the parking lot and warned the few others who arrived early. Later, when the High Priest arrived, we helped set up.

For the record - yes, Grey is a Witch. I don't call myself one at this point, but my belief system lies in that direction. I'm quite firm and comfortable in my beliefs and practices, I just don't know exactly how others would classify them. As in all areas of my life, I still try to learn all I can, from all directions.

A major part of the party involved everyone putting an ornament on a tree, and later taking a different one, as a pure form of exchanging gifts and blessings. I was really proud of the one I made, and was kind of sorry to see it go. But I got back a really neat one, and the person I suspect took mine could really use what it represented.

The first letter of my name dictated I was to bring a dessert, and I wanted to make something that even the vegan partiers could enjoy. I've never tried to bake anything vegan before, so I poked around until I found this recipe for vegan chocolate chip cookies. This was all at the last possible minute, mind you. I couldn't find any vegan sugar (white or brown) so I substituted two cups of (real) maple syrup, and I couldn't find vegan chips, so I substituted about a tablespoon of cinnamon. I also added an extra cup of flour, doled out half-inch-thick lumps on the cookie sheet, baked them for an extra five minutes, and sprinkled a pinch of cinnamon over the cookie tops. They came out all soft and biscuit-like, and were a huge hit with all. Grey demanded I make her up a batch.

What, I never mentioned that I'm an avid cook and recipe hacker? This entry is just chock-full of revelations, isn't it?

At one point during the night, I was the only guy dancing in a circle of happy women. Why, if I had a nickel for every time that has happened to me... I'd just have the one, actually. Darn.

Later on, we helped the High Priest and Priestess clean up, and we ended up being the last ones to leave. First in, last out. Neat!

I'm able to get comfortable anywhere, but sometimes I don't have to try at all. For example, I always feel really comfortable when surrounded by cheery magickal folk. It's similar to the feeling I get when surrounded by hackers and such at conventions, and when I was surrounded by theatre folk back in my regional theatre days. I suppose I've never sought out nor gotten totally used to feeling like I really belong somewhere, so it hits me extra hard when it does happen.

I still have to do my holiday shopping. I won't get paid until the weekend, so I'll probably end up doing it on Monday or so. You'd think someone who is now working his fourth or fifth consecutive holiday season in retail would have learned to plan ahead a bit.

Music - Benefit
Mood - Cheerful

December 17, 2002

Tuesday, December 17th, 2002, 12:41 AM

Rob @ 12:41 AM

Work has been totally draining me out lately, and will continue to do so this week, so my Internet presence will be much more sporadic than usual. Here's an appropriately dramatic quote from the first Doctor Who...

"One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine."

Twelve hour shifts are lousy anywhere, but they're extra lousy at my job since nobody ever goes there. It's a good thing my perception of time is something I've spent years of my life learning to control, or I'd actually have to be aware of the passage of twelve hours. I'm really catching up on my reading and idiotic-consumer-watching.

There's an article on the upcoming Everquest Online game for PS2 in the Official Playstation Magazine. I'm not much for MMORPGs more involved than Neopets, but the one thing I do remember is that fireflies are a common "beast" in the game, and rangers even have to collect a "firefly thorax" in order to construct a bow.

I'm now afraid of rangers.

I'm also skint, broke, and out of scratch. And I have to start my holiday shopping at some point. And wouldn't you know it, I don't shoplift.

December 13, 2002

Friday, December 13, 8:37 PM

Rob @ 8:37 PM

Swiped from Grey's livejournal, who swiped it from sadistic clone..

What band...
* Reminds you of an ex-lover: Uhm... nothing.
* Reminds you of an ex-friend: Monster Magnet, which is appropriate because they really suck.
* Makes you cry: Christina Aguilera
* Makes you laugh: Weird Al Yankovic
* Makes you smile: Off The Beat (Vocalists who do a capella covers of pop songs)
* You never want to hear again: Jennifer Lopez
* Sums up your teenage years: Queen
* You want to get married to: "You Don't Love Me Anymore" by Weird Al
* You like to wake up to: The Ink Spots
* You like out of your parents record collection: Benny Goodman
* You love that you wouldn't know about if it wasn't for a friend: Insane Clown Posse
* Makes you think of someone who died: Cab Calloway and the Cotton Club
* You love the video more than the tune: "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
* Reminds you of your first crush love: The "I Hate You" song the punk is playing on the bus in Star Trek IV
* Reminds you of your now crush love: Dinah Washington - "Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby"
* Makes you think of sex: Lords of Acid
* Makes you think of being alone: Information Society's "Don't Be Afraid"
* Has only been released recently but you love already: Miss Kittin and the Hacker
* Are you embarrassed to admit you like: Tatu (A Russian manufactured teen pop duo who pretend to be a lesbian couple for image purposes)
* Perks you up: Information Society's older stuff
* Do you love to sing: Information Society, old blues stuff, swing, stuff in foreign languages I can't understand but can pronounce such as Falco and Happatai

Friday, December 13, 3:43 PM

Rob @ 3:43 PM

A Fox reporter has an unfortunate Freudian slip while discussing Jennifer Lopez in this WMV file. I shouldn't laugh, really I shouldn't...

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