Friday, June 27, 2003, 10:25 PM
Enamon23: I think this country needs another Civil War. But this time it should be over something stupid. Like quilted toilet paper. Of course the war will never end because halfway into it we'll get into a war with the Martian invaders. We'll win in the end, of course, because we'll discover that the Martians have a major weakness. They're allergic to quilted toilet paper.