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January 24, 2004

Saturday, January 24, 2004, 3:25 AM

Rob @ 3:25 AM

It's official.  I report for jury duty on Monday.  Here's hoping all goes smoothly.

Covert operations were not that successful, but I still had a great time with Grey on Thursday.

Also on Thursday, Katrina finally began her vacation.  It's weird.. temporally speaking, as the chronometer flies, we've only been living together for a few months.  Still, this place feels really empty without her around.  Yes, after my first night alone, I miss my girlfriend.

In other news, I'm allowed to mess up the place real good now!  Woo!

January 21, 2004

Wednesday, January 21, 2004, 2:18 PM

Rob @ 2:18 PM

Jury duty, fresh and fruity.  I may end up in some big OJ trial and be locked up in a jury for months with nothing to show for it but a sweet book deal.  Or, I could end up in some huge "Mothers' And Fathers' Italian Association" trial, and my whole family could be whacked.

I also have some heavy-duty personal stuff going on.  Don't be surprised if I take an Internet break for a while.  I'll be back. though.

In the meantime, here's a long, pointless quiz I swiped from Murd0c:

1.) Using band names, spell out your name



Faith No More
Information Society
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

2.) Ever had a song written about you?  No.

3) What song makes you cry?  Any time a new Madonna song comes out, I cry.

4) What song makes you happy?  Insane Clown Posse - "The Unveiling"

5) What do you like to listen to before bed?  Something trancey.

a p p e a r a n c e

height:  5'11''
hair color:  Brown.
skin color:  Caucasian.
eye color:  Brown.
piercing:  None.
tattoos:  None.

r i g h t n o w

What color pants are you wearing?:  Pants?
What song are you listening to?:  Plastic Angel - "True to Trance" January 2004 mix
What's the weather like?:  Cold, everything's iced over.
How are you?  Slightly nauseous from a bad TV dinner.
Get motion sickness?:  Not usually.
Have a bad habit?:  Several.
Get along with your parents?:  Not nearly as much as I wish I could.
Like to drive?:  Hate it.

f a v o r i t e s

TV show:  Dr Who, Sealab 2021, MST3k, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Tick (live action,) others...
Conditioner:  Whatever's handy.
Book:  Anything by Terry Pratchett or Silver Ravenwolf.
Non alcoholic drink:  Orange juice.
Alcoholic drink:  I don't drink alcohol.
Thing to do on the weekend:  Recharge.

h a v e y o u

Broken the law:  Who, me?
Ran away from home:  No.
Snuck out of the house:  Occasionally.
Ever gone skinny dipping:  No.
Made a prank phone call:  Lots.
Ever tipped over a porta potty:  No.
Used your parents' credit card before:  With permission.
Skipped school before:  Yes.
Fell asleep in the shower/bath:  No.
Been in a school play:  Performed in grade school, did set work in high school.
Let a friend cry on your shoulder:  Yes.

l o v e

Boyfriend/girlfriend:  My beloved girlfriend is Katrina.
Sexuality:  Hetero.
children:  Good Heavens, no!
Current crush:  Orange.
Had a hard time getting over someone:  I haven't needed to, the one person I could ever possibly worry about having to "get over" is my best friend.
Been hurt:  Every time Madonna comes out with another song.
Your greatest regret:  Not learning more from my late grandfather.

r a n d o m

Do you have a job:  A little bit of one, but I need a full-time one.
Your cd player has in it right now:  Dust.  I always listen to mp3s.
If you were a crayon what color would you be?:  Silver.
What makes you happy:  The great people I have in my life.
Who makes you happiest:  Everyone.
What's the next cd you're going to get?:  The next Insane Clown Posse or Dark Lotus album.

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t

Time you cried:  Recently.
You got a real letter?:  A long time.
You got e-mail:  A nice man from Nigeria wants to transfer "sixty millions of American Dolars" into my "bnak account."
Thing you purchased:  Food.
TV program you watched:  "The Tick" (live action) on DVD.
Movie you saw in the theater:  It's been way too long.  Maybe "Matrix Revolutions."

y o u r t h o u g h t s o n

Abortion:  I'll form an opinion when I grow a womb.

January 16, 2004

Friday, January 16, 2004, 6:19 PM

Rob @ 6:19 PM

So, Adobe wants to remind us that "photoshopping" is not a verb, and they're ready to release the violent corporate lawyers on all who use the word "photoshop" in any unauthorized capacity.

Know what, Adobe?  I'm the photoshopper who photoshopped this photoshop.

Bush and Blair photoshopped!

And I photoshopped it with Paint Shop Pro.

In other news, here's yet another idiotic spam to add to the collection, exactly as I received it...


I finlaly was able to lsoe the wieght I have
been sturggling to lose for years!

And I couldn't bileeve how simple it was!
Amizang pacth makes you shed the ponuds!
It's Guanarteed to work or your menoy back!

I don't know why, but I collapse into convulsive laughter every time I read this.  It's even more fun to read aloud.

January 12, 2004

Monday, January 12, 2004, 6:28 AM

Rob @ 6:28 AM


January 10, 2004

Saturday, January 10, 2004, 4:28 PM

Rob @ 4:28 PM

My jury duty card came up.  I have to call for instructions in a couple of weeks.  This should be interesting.

In happier news, Katrina got us a Retrocon controller for the PS2.  It's a fully functional PS2 pad, shaped like the old NES pad.

This is the absolute coolest controller ever for us old farts who grew up on NES.  The analog sticks are even better than most standard PS2 controllers, and it's buttons are backlit for extra grooviness.  Add a PS2-to-USB adaptor, and emulators get extra authentic!

The oddly-crammed-in shoulder buttons are a bit annoying to get used to, but that's my only complaint on it.

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