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January 31, 2006

Gratuitous lyric post

Rob @ 8:26 PM

That boy needs therapy


That boy needs therapy

Purely pyschosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Lie down on the couch

What does that mean?

You're a nut!
You're a nut!
You're crazy in the coconut!

What does that mean?

That boy needs therapy,

I'm gonna kill you.

That boy needs therapy

Ranagazoo, let's have a tune!
Now, when I count three,


That boy needs therapy

He was white as a sheet

And he also made false teeth.

January 26, 2006

Robot Love

Rob @ 8:11 PM

Grandmaster of Clunk Christian Danley has just given more robot-based joy unto the world.

Check out his latest short film, Robot Love, which he made with assistance from a few of the usual 70-30 suspects.

January 25, 2006


Rob @ 1:43 AM

Many, many congrats and brightest blessings to Amy and Joe!!!

January 21, 2006

What if Dr Who had starred the Marx Brothers?

Rob @ 10:20 PM

"Nah, they wasa somethin' else. Aliena monsters, witha these great bigga heads, whaddya call.."

The Doctor arched his eyebrows in thought. "Well, let's see.. big heads.." He began to count off on his fingers. "You've got your Ogrons, your Sontarans, your Sea Devils-"

"I'ma no see nothing."

The Doctor blinked. "I'm fine, how are you? Don't answer that, I don't wanna know. Now, as I was saying, you've got Ogrons, Sontarans, Sea Devils-"

"Where?" interrupted Chicolini, looking around the console room. "I donna see no devils."

"Well if you ever do, invite yourself over for dinner, would you? Stay a while." The Doctor rolled his eyes. "Look, I'm talking about the Sea Devils, the underwater monsters on Earth. They're related to the Silurians."

"Silly what?" Chicolini looked slightly more baffled than normal.

"Silurians! You remember the Silurians, don't you? Back on Earth? In the 1970s? Silurians??"

Chicolini smiled. "Oh, sure! I likea that song. 'Silurian The Sky Witha Diamonds.'"

The Doctor sighed heavily. "Well, no need to Beatle a dead horse."

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Rob @ 2:15 PM

My friend George recently turned me on to this great quote from a book called "Illusions" by Richard Bach...

And he said unto them...

"If a man told God that he wanted most of all to help the suffering world, no matter the price to himself, and God answered and told him what he must do, should the man do as he is told?"

"Of course, Master!" cried the many.
"It should be pleasure for him to suffer the tortures of hell itself, should God ask it!"

"No matter what those tortures, nor how difficult the task?"

"Honor to be hanged, glory to be nailed to a tree and burned, if so be that God has asked," said they.

"And what would you do," the Master said unto the multitude, "if God spoke directly to your face and said...

'I command that you be happy in the world, as long as you live.' What would you do then?"

And the multitude was silent, not a voice, not a sound was heard upon the hillsides, across the valleys where they stood.

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