Swiped from teh Grouse:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
"Get Out of My House" (The Streets). I'm not that irritable a host, honestly..
How would you describe yourself?
"Murder on the Dancefloor" (Sophie Ellis-Bextor). That makes sense to those of you who have seen me dance..
What do you like in a guy/girl?
"Rules and Regulations" (Public Image Ltd.) You mean like, "don't touch my stuff," "put the paper on the holder the right way around," and "stay on your side?" I don't know..
How do you feel today?
"Let's Call the Whole Thing Off" (Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong). Tomorrow is Monday, so that's pretty true..
What is your life's purpose?
"The Complex" (Blue Man Group). Oi. You dunno the half of it...
What is your motto?
"I'm Going to Kill Myself Because of You" (Attractive Eighties Women). Umm.. not really. Great band, though.
What do your friends think of you?
"Snapshot" (Art of Noise). Camera whore? Moi?
What do you think of your parents?
"Working Undercover For The Man" (They Might Be Giants). Er? I guess so..
What do you think about very often?
"Mo' Onions" (Booker T. and the MG's). Well, I am Italian-American and I cook a lot..
What is 2 + 2?
"Pay For Me" (Whale). I'm not actually that cheap..
What do you think of your best friend?
"American Jesus" (Dean Gray). She's certainly the closest I've ever come to meeting Himself in the flesh..
What do you think of the person you like?
"Pretty Tied Up" (Guns N' Roses). This thing is trying to make me look like an S&M enthusiast. Not my kink, folks..
What is your life story?
"I'm Gonna Haunt You" (Fred Schneider and the Shake Society). Hmm, maybe that's actually my afterlife story..
What do you want to be when you grow up?
"Numb" (Dkay.com covering U2). Well, that's pretty deep..
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"Come With Me" (Information Society). Well, it's about freaking time InSoc showed up. Makes sense, too..
What will you dance to at your wedding?
"Hell's Bells" (AC/DC). Sounds about right, though I bet the bride requests it before I do..
What will they play at your funeral?
"19" (Paul Hardcastle). Perhaps if I somehow die in the Vietnam War...
What is your hobby/interest?
"Intergalactic Party" (DJ Luciernaga). BWAHAHAHA!! My hobby is a mashup track I made as part of my hobby making mashup tracks. Thank you, MP3 player. That makes up for the S&M stuff.
What is your biggest fear?
"Chicken Soup With Rice" (Carole King). Actually, that sounds lovely. I could go for some of that just now, and I wouldn't be at all afraid of it unless it were moldy or something..
What is your biggest secret?
"Eyes of Nostradamus" (Manfred Mann's Earth Band). Apparently my secret is that I know the future, and crappy overhyped novels about me get made into crappy Tom Hanks movies..
What do you think of your friends?
"Electricity" (The Avalanches). I do keep in touch with nearly all my friends via the Internet, which is, erm, made of electricity, sort of..
What will you post this as?
"Funny Break" (Orbital). Well, it was, after a fashion.