CB joke of the day
"Do you know today's date?"
"10-4."
"Great, what is it?"
"10-4."
"But what's the date?"
"10-4."
"Look, I really need to know the date."
"10-4."
"So tell me the date!"
"10-4."
(Repeat until sick of life, or midnight tonight, whichever comes first.)