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April 22, 2008


Rob @ 3:29 PM

FACT: The center of the Earth is at a mathematical point in the direct center of the Earth's core.

FACT: If you extrapolate our modern time zone divisions all the way downward into the ground, they meet up together at said central point.

CONCLUSION: At the Earth's Core, it's always every time of the day at once.

Join me in converting your time-keeping system to Earth's Core Standard Time. With ECST you will always be early, late, and exactly on time for all your appointments. Also, thanks to the International Date Line, you will always enjoy either a second chance at yesterday or a head start on tomorrow.

Who's got a good idea for a watch design?

(Inspired by this wtf_inc post.)

One Response to “ECST”

  1. Marie says:

    I love the word extrapolate.

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