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July 14, 2008

Grand Theft Auto: The Text Adventure

Rob @ 9:09 AM
You are on a generic city street.
There are pedestrians here.
There is a car here.

> STEAL CAR

You force open the door of the car, pull out the protesting owner,
and sit in his place.  The victim gesticulates angrily at you from
outside the car.

You are in a car.  There is a rap song playing on the stereo.
There are pedestrians here.
There is an angry car-theft victim here.

> DRIV CAR

I don't know how to DRIV.

> DRIVE CAR

You put your foot on the gas pedal, and the car moves forward.

You are in a moving car.  There is rap music playing on the stereo.

There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.

> CHANGE STATION

You change the radio station.

You are in a moving car.  There is country/western music playing on
the stereo.

There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.

> KILL PEDESTRIANS

What would you like to kill the pedestrians with?

> KILL PEDESTRIANS WITH CAR

You deliberately drive over some of the pedestrians.  Their horrific
screams of panic and anguish drown out the radio.  Their broken
bodies fly off in various amusing directions.  Other pedestrians flee
in terror at the carnage-laden sight, while still others ignore the
situation entirely.

You are in a moving car.  There is country/western music playing on
the stereo.

There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.

> CHANGE STATION

You change the radio station.

You are in a moving car. There is talk radio loaded with subtle
social commentary playing on the stereo.

There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.

> _

5 Responses to “Grand Theft Auto: The Text Adventure”

  1. PURDooM says:

    I'm tempted to make this game now.

  2. Rob says:

    Do it! DOOOO IIIIIIT!!

    Also, hi there! How the heck are you these days?

  3. nicky says:

    that was entirely too entertaining. please make that game.

    oh, and hi. :)

  4. c4bl3fl4m3 says:

    OMG, that's 20 different types of awesome. I'm totally stealing that and putting it on my blog.

    Not to mention you found another acceptable use for the blink tag. :-D

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