I like when spammers fail at spamming. Here's one I just received, I didn't change a thing.
Subject: ~~NAME~~, My Secret Marketing Weapon is yours...
Date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:03:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: Mike Rogerson
I don't care how successful you have or have not been in marketing, but if you have a business and want to get more people to look at your business, then this will help you. The best part is, it won't cost you one red cent!!!
The moral of the story: if you're going to be an evil spammer, do try to learn how to actually use your evil spam-generation software.