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1/2/2010

The End of Time

Filed under: — Rob @ 9:38 am

Without spoiling anything, I’ll just go on record as saying I found The End of Time a mostly brilliant and wonderful way to wrap up the current story arcs, cap off an era of Doctor Who whose capping-off time really had come, and show the world how full of utter absolute WIN Wilfred Mott is.

BBC have posted a teaser for the next season (no spoilers for the RTD episodes) which gets me all excited for new New Who.

I wouldn’t be a proper Who fan if I didn’t find something to preemptively nitpick, though. The graphic designer in me is really not digging this new banner. “DoctorDWwho?” Really?

2010

Filed under: — Rob @ 9:35 am

Having spent most of yesterday either really busy or really asleep, I’ll take this moment to belatedly wish you all a happy 2010. Happy 2010!

2009 was in some ways the most difficult year of my life, but in other more important ways it was absolutely brilliant. If you’re reading this, chances are you’re part of why it was brilliant. Thanks for sharing the ride with me!

Here’s to making this year the best one yet.

12/30/2009

Beautiful Shiny Buttons

Filed under: — Rob @ 3:42 pm

I’m going to be at the console once again, tonight on Off the Hook. I do hope I can remember which button does what.

TSA

Filed under: — Rob @ 3:38 pm

What with all the new concerns over airline safety, and this talk about not being allowed to get out of your seat or have anything on your lap for the last hour of your flight, you might be wondering what the heck you can do.

Wonder no longer, as FunWithTSA.com is posting Travel-Safe Activities (or “TSA,” if you will) with which passengers can make flying fun again.

12/23/2009

SRS BSNS card >:-[

Filed under: — Rob @ 8:03 am

Yesterday I was flipping through some old photos, and happened upon some vintage portraits of my great-grandparents. A few hours’ worth of potatoshopping later, I accidentally seem to have taken care of that new business card design I’d been meaning to come up with for myself.

VERY SRS.  VERY BSNS.  VERY CARD.
click to embiggen

It’ll be printed on glossy cards with rounded corners. I’m not entirely sure how well this image will translate to a business card the size of a business card, but my printers are having a sale anyway so if it doesn’t turn out well I haven’t lost much. Besides, the pic was a lot of fun to make.

I’d like to think my ancestors would approve.

12/20/2009

Auto-tune the puuuuuke

Filed under: — Rob @ 8:17 pm

My pal Rusty asked in his blog whether all use of Auto-tune was really “evil,” citing an example which he enjoyed. In typical me fashion, I started typing a short reply that became a really long-winded and tedious lecture. I thought I’d blog it myself as well, since I really do love the metaphorical sound of my own textual voice that much.


Back when the synthesizer was new, there was lots of hooha about how it wasn’t a “real” instrument and using it was “cheating.” This argument was inadvertently bolstered by the fact that once the synthesizer became cheap enough for creators of bad music, a lot of really bad music was made with it really quickly.

Some people used it as a way to try and fake the gravitas which an actual string orchestra (or whatever) would give their work, without considering whether it was really all that good an idea.

TV scores, once the sole domain of actual orchestras of humans, could now be banged out more cheaply by some guy with a keyboard, and not always with listenable results. Compare the iconic incidental music by Dudley Simpson and the BBC orchestra in 60s and 70s Doctor Who to Keff McCulloch and his synthesised hand-claps in the McCoy era, or the jazzy stock music of old Hanna-Barbera cartoons like Scooby Doo with, well, almost any 1980s toons.

This flooding of the market with synth music which really wasn’t worth a damn helped form the public’s opinion of synth music is in general; people would immediately associate synthesizer sound with crap from TV commercials and elevator speakers they wouldn’t have liked anyway. There was a huge backlash against the synthesizer in general.

Eventually the music world settled down and the debates mostly faded once people realized that like any other instrument, synthesizers could be used to make some really awesome stuff by those talented enough, and the music should be judged on its own merits just like any other music rather than what was used to make it. Talented bands like Queen (whose liner notes to A Night at the Opera famously bore the slogan “No synthesisers!”) began to see the potential of the device, and incorporated it into their work, and new synth-based acts arose who could use the damn things properly.

We’re seeing the same thing now with Auto-tune. Bad producers are using the hell out of Auto-tune to cover up mistakes and lack of talent in their studio acts like an audio equivalent to Photoshop, gimmicky acts are applying Auto-tune in ways that don’t actually improve things just for the “me-too” factor, and the market is being flooded with so much autotuned crap that it’s relatively hard to find usages of the technology which don’t make a discerning listener want to pop their own eardrums with a mechanical pencil.

Like every new fad, once the general public gets sick of the stuff and stops actually buying the bad stuff, the smoke will clear and the good stuff will come into its own.

12/10/2009

Zapped.

Filed under: — Rob @ 8:19 pm

Took that all-important first step in building myself a new personal website: I baleeted the old one.

12/7/2009

Survey says…

Filed under: — Rob @ 3:04 pm

Another LiveJournal survey, this one yoinked from lilibat.

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You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think “Wait a minute? Since when were they doing that to sheep for a living? Since when were they no longer into those truly horrible novels? When did I start having a trout shoved up my-” I digress. And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please feel free to copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal!

NAME: Rob

AGE: 32

LOCATION: Long Island, New York, USA

OCCUPATION: Starving artist and unemployed freelance geek-of-all-trades.

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None at present, and I’m resisting the urge to pursue any until I get a bit more of my own life into some parody semblance of order.

KIDS: No thanks, I’m not starving that badly.

BROTHERS/SISTERS: Two younger sisters, Jo and Fina. Both adults. I also have a nephew because of Jo.

PARENTS: Divorced when I was two.

PETS: This house currently contains five cats: Thor, Che, Carlito, Gypsy, and Esmerelda. Thankfully we’ve got two floors and multiple litterboxen.

LIST THE 3-5 BIGGEST THINGS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE:

* Various artwork and creative stuff. For example, I’m rebuilding my outdated, hideous, and banal personal website from scratch. Soon it will have an updated portfolio of my hideous and banal artwork.
* I’m part of a big-city talk radio show that all the hep cats think is just the bee’s knees.
* I’m on the lookout for a day job to take the edge off the starving.
* I’m on staff for The Next HOPE, where plans and goings-on are officially underway. Though the conference has not as yet entirely eaten my life, I look forward to it doing so.
* I was reading a good book, but I can’t find where I left it and am now debating obtaining another copy vs. starting a different book.

12/6/2009

Recovery

Filed under: — Rob @ 8:37 pm

The reading of Aisle Six went really well. It was an absolute blast to do, and I’m sure you have not heard the last of this production or the amazing team behind it. I look forward to the Mysterious Future wherein we’ll find out where this goes next. Many thanks to fearless leader Nicola McEldowney for making it all happen!

Speaking of things made by brilliant creative people who I’ve fooled into letting me hang out with them, have you seen the Media Show’s take on TV Tropes? I got to add some scriptwriting and a couple of guest puppets to my résumé.

In other news, those of you who chimed in on my five questions thing have your questions waiting in the comment section. Huzzah!

12/3/2009

DO THIS TONIGHT.

Filed under: — Rob @ 1:40 am

Once again, I pester my NYC-local friends to come out to the Players Club tonight at 8:30 PM to check out the first public reading of the up and coming musical Aisle Six. The full production will premiere in the mysterious future, but this is your chance for a sneak preview of the script as delivered by a portion of its cast in a prestigious and historical library. Not all of the show is approved for public consumption yet, but the missing bits will be delivered by linking narration.

When you arrive at the place (16 Gramercy Park South) you can check your bags and coats at the door (no charge) and proceed to the library on the second floor. Please note that the Players Club does have a dress code (business casual; no “athletic wear”) and other house rules.

The show is free but the room isn’t that large, so be sure to get there early enough to get a spot.

11/30/2009

“Aisle Six” reading this Thursday

Filed under: — Rob @ 3:28 pm

There’s a truly twisted theatrical project in the works, and I’m totally thrilled to be a part of it!

Aisle Six is a surreal dark comedy about a cursed grocery store, and the lost souls who work there. The show is by my brilliant friend Nicola, and I’ve a twisted role in it about which I’m terribly excited.

We’re rehearsing this week, and our first public reading of the show is scheduled for this Thursday, December 3rd, at 8:30 PM. It will take place in the library at New York’s historic Players Club, and there is no charge. If you’re in the area, come by and check us out!

11/18/2009

Five questions

Filed under: — Rob @ 1:30 pm

Here’s a thing that’s been going around LiveJournal.

Instructions:
Leave me a comment saying “Resistance is Futile.”

• I’ll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity
• Update your journal with the answers to the questions
• Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

I don’t really dig telling other people what to blog, so if you like please feel free to just post your answers in the comments to this post instead.

Now then, I swiped this from Tottenkoph, who asked me:

1. How’d you get involved with Off the Hook?
I think that came about because of a number of factors.

Long story short: I’d known Emmanuel and most of the crew for ages via our 2600 meetings and the HOPE conferences. After years of volunteering for odd jobs at HOPE and doing the odd presentation, I ended up joining the core staff of The Last HOPE. That led to hanging out with the crew more, sitting in the studio during the show now and then, and eventually being invited on mic. At first it was to talk about HOPE, and if you look up the episodes from around then in the archive you can clearly hear I had no idea WTF I was doing on a live radio broadcast of a show that’d helped to change my life years before (more on that in my answer to the next question) but I eventually got more comfortable with it. It’s been and continues to be an absolute blast.

2. What got you interested in hacking/phreaking?
Long story long: Ever since I was a small child I’ve been fascinated by how things work. As soon as I could hold a screwdriver I was taking apart my toys. I was glued to science programs more than cartoons. Typical nerdy 80s kid.

In the mid 1980s my family was pretty damned poor, but my mom had the foresight to somehow scrape up the cash for a home computer; a brand spanking new TRS-80 Color Computer. I remember the trip to Radio Shack, I was around 8 or 9 years old. They had a demo TRS-80 running some game or other the Radio Shack salesman taught me how to control, and I was really excited at the prospect of getting one of these things for myself. My mom talked with the salesman about how advanced I was in school, etc. while I played around on the demo. Then I dragged my mom over to the game cartridges, figuring we’d have to get some of these to go with my new computer; being a veteran of Atari consoles I knew how these things worked. However, that Radio Shack guy did something that tangibly altered the course of my life; he handed my mom a couple of BASIC manuals instead. One was kid-level with BASIC games you had to type into the machine to play, and the other was the extra-fat manual which actual programmers used. I remember actually being a bit disappointed, until the salesman explained to me that there were more games in those two books than there were on the whole shelf of cartridges, and the books would even teach me how to make my own games.

Sooo, this led me to teach myself BASIC out of these books, which of course led to the realization that I could change the code to make the games work differently. I also figured out the basics of making my own programs. There were also graphics programs, and since I was already addicted to drawing I jumped at the opportunity to draw with my computer. I learned that the real possibilities of this wonderful machine were in changing and creating, not just passively using, and I never looked back.

I’ll always wish I could track down that Radio Shack guy; he must have recognized that spark of a potential geek and figured out how to best encourage me on that path.

As for getting involved in the public hacker scene, that actually came about from finding Off the Hook on my radio dial. I was not a social creature at all as a teenager (I dont think the term “brooding and disaffected” really begins to cover it) but I was hooked on BBSes, and later email discussion lists and message boards. Happening upon Emmanuel and the others talking openly about hacking and phreaking stuff had really been the first thing to drive the fact home to me that there was indeed a living breathing scene out there in the real world full of geeks like me, and eventually led to me venturing nervously out to my first 2600 meeting to be a part of it all.

3. Have you ever presented/are you interested in presenting?
I’ve co-presented a couple of HOPE panels with my pals from Phone Losers of America, but those aren’t traditional presentations so much as us being totally random and making teh funny while playing our old pranks. I remain interested in doing that sort of thing again, as well as some other stuff I have half an idea to do. Watch this space.

4. Are you going to NOTACON this upcoming year?
I truly hope so! I absolutely loved Notacon, and have resolved to go to every one I can from now on.

5. What is the newest thing you’ve put on your iPod?
I have no iPod, just a $10 USB stick that plays audio. The last thing I added to it was this pair of mashup albums.

11/13/2009

Missing laptop: reward

Filed under: — Rob @ 10:09 pm

Passing this along on behalf of some pals who deserve to get their property back..

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/laf/1465049695.html

If you’re in the Cleveland area, please spread that link around.

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