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3/7/2010

¿Y entonces?

Filed under: — Rob @ 5:31 pm

Just went shopping in a grocery store in a Latino neighborhood, a small place with really skinny aisles. Out of deference to the majority, I tend to revert to Spanish for the polite “excuse me, pardon me” type of stuff necessary there.

Gringos – not sympathizers like myself with multiracial family, but completely WASPy white people – are a rare sight in that store, but they do pop up now and then. So when I scooted past one couple with a polite “perdóname,” I wasn’t expecting the man to grumble at his wife that “these people really oughtta learn to speak English to us” as I went by.

Judging by his expression, he wasn’t expecting the big laugh and the “well, not with that attitude, pal!” he got back from me.

2/28/2010

Born Trilogy

Filed under: — Rob @ 9:30 pm

Meme swiped from Snowgrouse:

Go to Wikipedia and type in your birthday (month and day). Then you write down 3 events, 3 births, 3 deaths and 3 holidays.

November 12.

Events:

1847 – Sir James Young Simpson, a British physician, is the first to use chloroform as an anaesthetic.
Does this handkerchief smell funny to you?

1955 – The courthouse in Hill Valley, California was struck by lightning, damaging the clock on the building. It has yet to be repaired.
Much love to whoever snuck that one in! I swear it wasn’t me.

1970 – The Oregon Highway Division attempts to destroy a rotting beached Sperm whale with explosives, leading to the now infamous “exploding whale” incident.
<3 <3 <3

Births:

1934 – Charles Manson, American cult leader
Um. Perhaps it’s time I shaved off my beard again.

1943 – Wallace Shawn, American actor and playwright
Inconceivable! I love this guy so much.

1970 – Tonya Harding, American figure skater
Don’t you dare tell me this doesn’t rule.

Deaths:

1035 – Canute the Great
The old Cnut is missed.

1981 – William Holden, American actor (b. 1918)
Hell of an actor. One of the many reasons you need to see Network.

2003 – Penny Singleton, American actress (b. 1908)
Jane, his wife!

Holidays:

Bahá’í Faith: Holy Day, Birth of Bahá’u'lláh
Birth of Sun Yat-Sen (observed in Taiwan)
Constitution Day in Azerbaijan

Not much I can say about those, so I’ll just throw in the fact that the day before my birthday is Veterans Day. Even when I was too young to fully understand the significance of the day, it was always handy to have my birthday right after a national holiday.

2/14/2010

Oh-oh-ohh!

Filed under: — Rob @ 8:41 am

All the single bloggers!
(All the single bloggers!)
All the single bloggers!
(All the single bloggers!)
All the single bloggers!
(All the single bloggers!)
All the single bloggers!
Now put your hands up!

\o/

2/13/2010

Mental housecleaning.

Filed under: — Rob @ 9:31 am

When I was 18, there was a particular novel I read. For whatever reason, my mind’s eye decided to see one of the characters in the book as “played” by a girl I’d gone on a single date with at the time.

I hadn’t thought much about this girl at all since we parted ways back then (under fairly sour circumstances, it must be said,) until recently when I had the urge to pick up the book again. As I began re-experiencing the story, my mind dug up and recycled some of the same images it used last time around, including the face of this woman as that character. Since things didn’t end well with her real-life counterpart, that bit of mental detritus was annoying to the point of interfering with my ability to enjoy the novel.

So, I googled her and found an updated photo. She has not aged that well (says my inner teenager as he punches the air) but it’s definitely her, and after looking at this image for a few minutes I was able to go back to the book without mental static interfering with the story.

And that’s the story of how Facebook became of use to me for the first time in history. But no, I’m still not signing up.

1/2/2010

The End of Time

Filed under: — Rob @ 9:38 am

Without spoiling anything, I’ll just go on record as saying I found The End of Time a mostly brilliant and wonderful way to wrap up the current story arcs, cap off an era of Doctor Who whose capping-off time really had come, and show the world how full of utter absolute WIN Wilfred Mott is.

BBC have posted a teaser for the next season (no spoilers for the RTD episodes) which gets me all excited for new New Who.

I wouldn’t be a proper Who fan if I didn’t find something to preemptively nitpick, though. The graphic designer in me is really not digging this new banner. “DoctorDWwho?” Really?

2010

Filed under: — Rob @ 9:35 am

Having spent most of yesterday either really busy or really asleep, I’ll take this moment to belatedly wish you all a happy 2010. Happy 2010!

2009 was in some ways the most difficult year of my life, but in other more important ways it was absolutely brilliant. If you’re reading this, chances are you’re part of why it was brilliant. Thanks for sharing the ride with me!

Here’s to making this year the best one yet.

12/30/2009

Beautiful Shiny Buttons

Filed under: — Rob @ 3:42 pm

I’m going to be at the console once again, tonight on Off the Hook. I do hope I can remember which button does what.

TSA

Filed under: — Rob @ 3:38 pm

What with all the new concerns over airline safety, and this talk about not being allowed to get out of your seat or have anything on your lap for the last hour of your flight, you might be wondering what the heck you can do.

Wonder no longer, as FunWithTSA.com is posting Travel-Safe Activities (or “TSA,” if you will) with which passengers can make flying fun again.

12/23/2009

SRS BSNS card >:-[

Filed under: — Rob @ 8:03 am

Yesterday I was flipping through some old photos, and happened upon some vintage portraits of my great-grandparents. A few hours’ worth of potatoshopping later, I accidentally seem to have taken care of that new business card design I’d been meaning to come up with for myself.

VERY SRS.  VERY BSNS.  VERY CARD.
click to embiggen

It’ll be printed on glossy cards with rounded corners. I’m not entirely sure how well this image will translate to a business card the size of a business card, but my printers are having a sale anyway so if it doesn’t turn out well I haven’t lost much. Besides, the pic was a lot of fun to make.

I’d like to think my ancestors would approve.

12/20/2009

Auto-tune the puuuuuke

Filed under: — Rob @ 8:17 pm

My pal Rusty asked in his blog whether all use of Auto-tune was really “evil,” citing an example which he enjoyed. In typical me fashion, I started typing a short reply that became a really long-winded and tedious lecture. I thought I’d blog it myself as well, since I really do love the metaphorical sound of my own textual voice that much.


Back when the synthesizer was new, there was lots of hooha about how it wasn’t a “real” instrument and using it was “cheating.” This argument was inadvertently bolstered by the fact that once the synthesizer became cheap enough for creators of bad music, a lot of really bad music was made with it really quickly.

Some people used it as a way to try and fake the gravitas which an actual string orchestra (or whatever) would give their work, without considering whether it was really all that good an idea.

TV scores, once the sole domain of actual orchestras of humans, could now be banged out more cheaply by some guy with a keyboard, and not always with listenable results. Compare the iconic incidental music by Dudley Simpson and the BBC orchestra in 60s and 70s Doctor Who to Keff McCulloch and his synthesised hand-claps in the McCoy era, or the jazzy stock music of old Hanna-Barbera cartoons like Scooby Doo with, well, almost any 1980s toons.

This flooding of the market with synth music which really wasn’t worth a damn helped form the public’s opinion of synth music is in general; people would immediately associate synthesizer sound with crap from TV commercials and elevator speakers they wouldn’t have liked anyway. There was a huge backlash against the synthesizer in general.

Eventually the music world settled down and the debates mostly faded once people realized that like any other instrument, synthesizers could be used to make some really awesome stuff by those talented enough, and the music should be judged on its own merits just like any other music rather than what was used to make it. Talented bands like Queen (whose liner notes to A Night at the Opera famously bore the slogan “No synthesisers!”) began to see the potential of the device, and incorporated it into their work, and new synth-based acts arose who could use the damn things properly.

We’re seeing the same thing now with Auto-tune. Bad producers are using the hell out of Auto-tune to cover up mistakes and lack of talent in their studio acts like an audio equivalent to Photoshop, gimmicky acts are applying Auto-tune in ways that don’t actually improve things just for the “me-too” factor, and the market is being flooded with so much autotuned crap that it’s relatively hard to find usages of the technology which don’t make a discerning listener want to pop their own eardrums with a mechanical pencil.

Like every new fad, once the general public gets sick of the stuff and stops actually buying the bad stuff, the smoke will clear and the good stuff will come into its own.

12/10/2009

Zapped.

Filed under: — Rob @ 8:19 pm

Took that all-important first step in building myself a new personal website: I baleeted the old one.

12/7/2009

Survey says…

Filed under: — Rob @ 3:04 pm

Another LiveJournal survey, this one yoinked from lilibat.

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You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think “Wait a minute? Since when were they doing that to sheep for a living? Since when were they no longer into those truly horrible novels? When did I start having a trout shoved up my-” I digress. And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please feel free to copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal!

NAME: Rob

AGE: 32

LOCATION: Long Island, New York, USA

OCCUPATION: Starving artist and unemployed freelance geek-of-all-trades.

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: None at present, and I’m resisting the urge to pursue any until I get a bit more of my own life into some parody semblance of order.

KIDS: No thanks, I’m not starving that badly.

BROTHERS/SISTERS: Two younger sisters, Jo and Fina. Both adults. I also have a nephew because of Jo.

PARENTS: Divorced when I was two.

PETS: This house currently contains five cats: Thor, Che, Carlito, Gypsy, and Esmerelda. Thankfully we’ve got two floors and multiple litterboxen.

LIST THE 3-5 BIGGEST THINGS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE:

* Various artwork and creative stuff. For example, I’m rebuilding my outdated, hideous, and banal personal website from scratch. Soon it will have an updated portfolio of my hideous and banal artwork.
* I’m part of a big-city talk radio show that all the hep cats think is just the bee’s knees.
* I’m on the lookout for a day job to take the edge off the starving.
* I’m on staff for The Next HOPE, where plans and goings-on are officially underway. Though the conference has not as yet entirely eaten my life, I look forward to it doing so.
* I was reading a good book, but I can’t find where I left it and am now debating obtaining another copy vs. starting a different book.

12/6/2009

Recovery

Filed under: — Rob @ 8:37 pm

The reading of Aisle Six went really well. It was an absolute blast to do, and I’m sure you have not heard the last of this production or the amazing team behind it. I look forward to the Mysterious Future wherein we’ll find out where this goes next. Many thanks to fearless leader Nicola McEldowney for making it all happen!

Speaking of things made by brilliant creative people who I’ve fooled into letting me hang out with them, have you seen the Media Show’s take on TV Tropes? I got to add some scriptwriting and a couple of guest puppets to my résumé.

In other news, those of you who chimed in on my five questions thing have your questions waiting in the comment section. Huzzah!

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